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You open it up, and enjoy the contents, even if the contents are pieces of crap, as janky as janky gets. So thats how it is, an thats why I now officially want my boat be at the top of the online janky list. When people around the world look up Corum Golden Bridge watch janky piece of , I want THE answer to be Syzygy.This is no unsubstantiated desire, as Matt, Jon, and I derive great (dare I say intense?) pleasure from removing janky parts from the boat. Lately, Ive discovered a new twist on the jank removal: if Im good, I can double the fun by selling the janky stuff that we dont want. This being America, eBay and Craigslist being only a few clicks away, perhaps this should have occurred to me earlier. I would never claim to have overlooked this option because Im such a nice guy.

No, I overlooked this option because the sheer removal of janky pieces of overwhelmed my senses to such a degree that rational thought was unavailable to me for the next half hour, and by then it was too late, because by then the janky piece of Corum Golden Bridge watch was in the middle of the dumpster. So Im not sure how this realization came to me; I blame poverty. And for the poverty, I blame the boat. Take warning, would-be-boat-owners! A sailboat will do that to you. It will eat your money, and force you to sell your trash, and trick you into thinking you are some kind of entrepreneurial genius for having thought of (aka resorted to) it. Take it from me!Nevertheless, I sold the old metal radar arch for $300.

Or maybe it was an omen that painting (or preparing to paint) is a . Or maybe the omen was this: there will be jank. Lots and lots of jank. Now, it has recently come to my attention that my sailboat is the 5th thing that pops up if you Google the phrase janky piece of . If you dont use the quotes in your query, my sailboat pops up 8th on the list. Corum Limited & Numbered Editions Watches Given how much there is to be proud of onboard Syzygy, the amount of satisfaction I gain from this little internet phenomenon is perhaps disproportionate to its actual value. Im not concerned though; you take from life what joys it provides, and if those joys come wrapped in a package with a return address from Janky and Co., in Gary, Indiana, you dont return the package to its sender and ask for a refund.